I never liked this page. So I've removed everything
and intend to rewrite it when I have time. If you don't like it, please accept my
apologies and get over it. I'm a busy person, and I know my personal information
is extremely desirable to complete strangers over the internet, so I truly am sorry
for depriving the masses of my glorious details until I have some spare time to
puke up some more prose. :-)